She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Dignity is for republicans.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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