what if I'm pregnant?
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She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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