Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
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She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
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barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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