Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
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its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
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I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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