this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
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my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
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True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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