I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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