You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
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i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
How's work?
Spinning.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
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Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Randomize