Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
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I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
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Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
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