belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
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Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
im holly from the hills drunk
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
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I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
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