he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Drunk
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Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
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Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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