It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
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We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
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Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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