Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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