Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Fuck appropriateness.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
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Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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