I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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