I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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