i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
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I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
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We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea