is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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