Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I smell stomach acid.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
