It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
