my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
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I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
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Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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