you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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