they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
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I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
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he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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