That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Randomize
