Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
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I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
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Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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