tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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