Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Randomize