do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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