your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
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I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
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Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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