But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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