How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
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He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
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Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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