It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
birth control should be required to get into college
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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