not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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