I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize