you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
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I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
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btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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