come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
