Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
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I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
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Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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