sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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