i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
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Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
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I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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