Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I came so hard my ears popped.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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