my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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