just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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