is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
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All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
This baby is an asshole
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
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Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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