She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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