Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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