Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
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you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
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No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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