a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
this will be a night to untag.
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We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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