what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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