Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
