why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
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The beer is more important than you right now.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
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I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize