She announced her abortion via fbk
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
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Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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