and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Randomize
