I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
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she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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