She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
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all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
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I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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