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you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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