How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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